Monday, December 1, 2008

Dude, we passed Washington, like, an hour ago

So, the Big Three are headed back to Capitol Hill this week, for a little more spanking and light bondage. (Last time was too much fun, you see.)

This time, due to the public humiliation they were subjected to re: their means of transport to the first hearings, the men who have Michigan by the nuts will not be traveling via corporate jet. Just by car. Like normal people. Seems logical, since these men are in the business of, for instance, making cars.

News says Alan Mulally will be making the trip in an "undisclosed Ford vehicle." (Why not the Escape Hybrid?)

What would be way more awesome: The three of them should carpool. Comedy alert! It's the feel-good road road trip/buddy pic of the season!

WAGONER: Pull over. I gotta take a piss.
MULALLY: Stop drinking so much damn Diet Dr. Pepper.
WAGONER: Just because Ford is slightly less fucked than GM doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
NARDELLI: Christ, would you two shut up? I just missed the I-70 exit.
MULALLY: Ohhhh, man. I knew this was a bad idea.
WAGONER: Bad like a Ford fucking Fusion, ha ha ha.

(Okay, fine - see if you can do better.)

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